deddene:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”


  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

futaba-anzu:

Hentai?? nah what the fuck that’s for fucking losers— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of pictures of huge anime tiddies spill out of jacket] f-for fucking nerd weeb virigins ahhaha [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of huge anime tiddies scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen


katiestown:

*✲゚*。⋆(。´∀`)




ROSS ROAD


dominicsavaglio:

Lady with the red bag
Twin Lakes, Mammoth
2014




iwriteaboutfeminism:

Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown. 

August 30th.


captainzappy:

rapunzelsempai:

"MoShI mOsHi MoThErFuCkEr, HoW mAy I hElP yOu?"
I work at a call center and I got to dress up as Gamzee for halloween. Took full advantage of it
Alternate title: Why the motherfuck am I working here, I got no clue what the hell I’m all up and supposed to be doing. Why’s the motherfucking call device lighting up?

My dad got connected to a call center and the guy spoke with that sort of southern accent that a lot of juggaloes speak with and once he got our Internet working he said ‘that, my brother, is how miracles happen. Have a good day and Honkelou.’ And I told him that a murderous royal orphan clown just fixed our Internet.

captainzappy:

rapunzelsempai:

"MoShI mOsHi MoThErFuCkEr, HoW mAy I hElP yOu?"

I work at a call center and I got to dress up as Gamzee for halloween. Took full advantage of it

Alternate title: Why the motherfuck am I working here, I got no clue what the hell I’m all up and supposed to be doing. Why’s the motherfucking call device lighting up?

My dad got connected to a call center and the guy spoke with that sort of southern accent that a lot of juggaloes speak with and once he got our Internet working he said ‘that, my brother, is how miracles happen. Have a good day and Honkelou.’ And I told him that a murderous royal orphan clown just fixed our Internet.


icametoshowtheworld:

texansredneck-princess:

vegan-dweeb:

straightintothedawn:

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

This is so important!

So many people don’t understand how to react to a seizure. This is important.

God only knows how many times I’ve done this and how many people I really wish knew this to have helped me as a little girl.

It’s all great advice until you’re tripping on acid and someone has a seizure.


femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them


joshpeck:

joshpeck:

listening to sad music and wallowing in self pity at 3 am wasn’t really how i pictured my life to be yet here i am doing it every day

nevermind christmas music just came on shuffle i’m good